Monday, October 7, 2013

Top 10 reasons why Beowulf is better than modern superheroes

Beowulf vs.


1. Superman-Beowulf is stronger- ripping Grendel’s arm off


2. Iron Man- Beowulf’s boasts are better


3. Spiderman- If Beowulf were to be a insect, he would not be a spider.


4. Batman- Beowulf actually has powers


5. Thor- Beowulf’s weapon is cooler


6. Hulk- Beowulf’s rage is controlled


7. Captain America- Beowulf never loses faith in his men and his homeland


8. Wolverine- Beowulf doesn’t always need a weapon to kill his enemy


9. Thing- Beowulf has so much better of a name

10. Catwoman- Do I really have to prove why Beowulf is better?

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