Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Nile and His Chocolate Milk

Chris Marino
Mr. O’Brien
English D
10/21/13
           
                                                Nile and His Chocolate Milk

            The incident: The story of Nile and his chocolate milk is perhaps one of the funniest events that I have witnessed in all of high school.  On one beautiful spring day Nile decided that he was going to purchase himself refreshing, ice-cold chocolate milk.  WaWa sells some of the best chocolate milk in those little cartons, which contain just the right amount of chocolate to not stir up your stomach.  It was lunchtime and Nile had enjoyed a fantastic lunch.  He ate it nice and slow, getting every single mouth watering bite of food into his empty stomach.  Nile’s stomach started to become a bit uncomfortable and he decided that he was going to hold off until Drop Block to guzzle down the chocolate milk.  It was approximately 1:10 P.M. and Nile was sitting with Cody and me in the lounge, we were cracking some jokes and having a great time when out of nowhere Nile hopped up out of his chair while continuing to talk.  We noticed that Nile still has the chocolate milk in hand and wondered why.  Nile had been holding the chocolate milk for approximately 10 minutes.  We were completely unaware that Nile had just eaten a calorie packed lunch and had a full stomach.  Nile moves abruptly, and noticed there was a trashcan two feet in front of him.  He raises on his twinkle toes and performs one of the most glorious 360’s I have ever seen with the chocolate milk in his hands.  He instinctively takes a basketball shot towards the trashcan shouting “COBY!”  His reaction was pure instinctive, you can’t teach that.  The carton is mid flight and still full of chocolate milk that he did not want to drink.  The carton hits the wall behind the trashcan and explodes in a million different directions.

The Cleanup: Right as the chocolate milk hit the wall, Nile quickly dashed from the crime scene.  This was priceless because we thought that Nile was running away and not going to clean up.  He actually ran to go get some paper towels to clean up the mess.  It was a long process and took a lot of trips to the third floor bathroom to get enough paper towels to clean up the crazy mess that sir Nile had left behind.

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